say out loud, these are the stupid things i must not do. then read this. then dont fucking do them. simple.
1. BUYING FROM street dealers in wensclas square or old town square.
Time and time again the comments of tourists on sites aimed at scoring the good stuff are unanimous- don't buy from the fucking street dealers! You are NOT going to get a good deal, and maybe no deal at all.
Don't kid yourself. Remember these guys are only looking for tourists who are stupid enough to buy from them. Think about it from their point of view- They don't need repeat custom, there is another tourist along soon. They don't need ratings- what you going to do leave a bad review for 'black guy number 1' on fucking Travel advisor? And when they rip you off, what are you going to do? Tell the police or call your fucking mommy?
And although we recommend not to buy from a street dealer, remember they are people too and the African community in Prague has quite a fascinating story and culture.
Think about it logically for a moment. If you still go and buy from a street dealer, your a fucking idiot, so get the fuck off my site.
2. asking a bartender if he knows where you can buy drugs.
Stop being the fucking loud drunk ass tourist for a second and use your brain and think logically on this one. The man behind the bar has a job, which requires no qualifications, in a country which has rising unemployment rates. Marijuana possession is tolerated but selling carries a penalty up to 5 years- but something else you have to consider is that in Czech having a drug dealing conviction carries with it a 'prohibition of business activity' IE you could loose your business license, and therefore your livelihood.
Plus as an obvious distribution point police give bartenders a hard time. Read this post if you don't believe me.
So ask yourself why the guy at the bar, who does not know you, where you are from or what your agenda is, should sell you some drugs and risk his entire life and livelihood?
All it is going to do is piss the guy off as he probably gets asked the same stupid question 1000 times a week in the more popular bars, by loud drunk tourists.
3. Walking up to random groups of people who are smoking and loudly at the top of your voice, asking them if they can score you some dope.
Picture the scene. Your at home in where ever the fuck you come from. Minding your own business, maybe talking with your buddies about work then hang on, some random dude just barges into your conversation, speaking a foreign language, shouting with hand signals 'hey I want weed' making a over large smoking gesture, before shouting once again 'weed' before falling silent and letting the word echo into the night.
Yeah, you probably would think the guy is a dick and depending on your character, pound his ass or walk away politely.
So ask yourself why the fuck someone who doesnt know you here is going to give you something to smoke if you walk up and scream at them the word drugs......you my friend, need to take a visit to the African gentlemen of Wencslas square.
now you know how not to be a dick when looking for weed in prague, come on over and read how to score the good stuff on the 'dos' page.
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