So its another one of those days where we are supposed to pretend we are happy about the fact we are that much closer to things like backache, arthritis, Parkinson's and death. And whilst weed can of course cure the first three things, I doubt it is going to help with the last. So I guess I shall just eat my cake, smoke my dope, and sing myself a song. |
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So I'm just hanging out in my local bar when a well traveled friend puts this sweet, mailable chunk of heaven in front of me and says 'do you have much use for that?'
I don't know where it came from (well yes I do actually) and to be honest I didn't care. By the time of writing this post, the subject in the picture had been cremated. Rest in peace. So with all the issues recently with the headshops and the lack of baggies, some genius guys came up with the idea of the Prague happy shop. sealed preweighed grams so you know what you are getting and it also doesnt stink your pocket out until you get home and release the contents.
Now you can buy, if you know where and who to ask, these handy pre vaccum sealed packs with pre determined weights. its a good idea, and I've picked some up myself, the weights were good on the scale, and the quality not that bad for Prague. Sadly, no weed as of yet, but they will let me know when they have. Contact details you say? yeah.....right. Just keep your nose to the ground. As everyone knows I have a wee bit of a girly crush on the guys from strainhunters. here is another of their documentaries, well worth the watch. Those of you who know me, know my love for the plant knows no bounds. I'd even sing about it!
So imagine my excitement when this chunk of blonde beauty came across my desk. Thats what friends are for!
Hmm, I stumbled across an interesting article this week which, for a purveyor of the finest herbs and an avid partaker for medical reasons, worried me a little. Although on further reading the article turned out to be a very much abridged version of this article, which to be fair, scared me even more. Not because of the Czech police, who really don't give a flying fuck, lets be fair. But because the Germans want to get involved. Now, lets be honest here. Every time the Germans interfere with Czech politics, it tends to put everyone on edge. Wars start. So, please mrs merkel and your Jesus loving CDU, please, fuck off and leave this bastion of guns and drugs on your boarder alone. So....Vice decided to do an updated article on Prague. Obviously in my capacity as her royal greenness I couldn't help but add my 2 koronas.
And before I get started on the weed subject....... Tipping in Prague is NOT something expected. Fuck me, us locals earn 650 euros to 900 euros a month. Do I round up my 90kc food or bar bill to 100? HELL FUCK no. 10 crowns to me is a bottle of water at lidl. Maybe to you 'outlander' lot with you $20 an hour jobs thats not much.....but try living here. I see they missed in the phrase list the all important 'jeden gram konopí, prosím', but i suppose google could have given you that one. How fucking funny is that? and the fact someone managed to be there to take a photo, and to write this article, just had me cracking up.
And the funny thing was, not what he was smoking (it doesn't actually say what it was) but where he was smoking. Near a metro station. So just remember kiddies its ok to smoke whatever you want but just dont do it close to a train station, metro, or bus stop, or you might get fucked. |
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